Stitch Up your Spine

saraengebretsen:

edfreemaybe:

Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50

God bless whoever did this.

I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends

Like it seems like some people just somehow

Fall into relationships just like

Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me

Is that how you do it

(Source: thespacecoyote)

om-namaste:

recoveryisbeautiful:

• Focus on what you can control.
• Start thinking about how everything will turn out fine.
• Dont give your energy to people who are negative.
• Find a way, as often as possible, to be associated with whatever you consider to be beautiful or wonderful.
• Find something you are passionate about and turn to it often.
• Don’t let yourself feel pressured.
• Always remember- you know more than you think you do.
• Dont be afraid of being wrong.

(Source: Confidence, Simplified)